[翻了个译] Eminem自传The Way I Am 第六章(3)

10已有 846 次阅读  2011-09-21 23:38
   Proof and I got in the same squad car-- got thrown in, that is. We were both cuffed. And I said to him, "Damn, they fucked you up." He was like, "They fucked me up? Look at you!" They didn't want to have us take mug shots because of how bad we looked. Afterward, I had bruised ribs. My mother was real lawsuit happy, so she took picture of my ribs. They hurt like hell.
   Proof和我上了同一辆警车——是被扔进去的。我们都被上了手铐。我对他说,“靠,他们把你整得够惨的。”他说,“他们把我整得够惨?看看你自己!”他们不想给我们照相,因为我们看上去糟透了。后来,我的肋骨还出现了淤青,疼死我了。我的母亲很热衷于诉讼,她给我的肋骨照了相。

   We wound up going to two Detroit jails, and while we were in one of those roach-infested holding pens we found out that one of us had shot somebody in... the dick. We hit somebody in the balls with balls: paintballs! The buy wanted to press charges, and the cops were telling us it was a felonious assault-- that we were looking at five years, at least. We sat down with this detective, and he's like, "Can you afford an attorney?" We were fucked. It was like, Holy shit, there go our rap careers. There goes everything.
   我们最终分别去了在底特律的两个不同的监狱。就在我们在那蟑螂成群的监牢之中时,我们得知我们之中有人击中了一个人的…老二。我们做到了以弹击蛋:彩弹!那个人想要起诉我们,警察告诉我们,我们犯了严重的人身攻击罪——得判5年,至少。一个侦探坐到我们面前,问道,“你们雇得起律师吗?”我们完蛋了。当时的感觉就像是,我靠,我们的说唱生涯就这么结束了。一切都结束了。

   But then it turned out that no one we'd shot showed up in court, so we got off on a technicality. When we left that courthouse I remember feeling like, Whew! Oh my God, thank you, Jesus!
   但是被我们击中的人最后一个也没出庭,于是从技术上说,我们没事了。我记得我们离开法庭时我的感受是,咻!我的上帝啊,谢谢你,耶稣!
   So, yeah, I've dealt with my fair share of cops and courtrooms, but the incidents with the real gun were the most notorious. I got probation for the ICP thing. For the alleged pistol-whipping, I pleaded guilty to carrying a concealed weapon and the judge let me off on the assault charge. The catch was that I had to go for anger management counseling. It isn't a strch to imagine how the name for my infamous Anger Management Tours came out of me having to take those classes. They were supposed to get me back on track and keep me out of jail. The whole thing wasn't that intense. I showed up, talked to a dude, and wnent home. I don't want to say it didn't help, but it wasn't anything too deep.
   所以,是的,我早就已经和警察以及法庭打过交道了,但最臭名昭著的还是有关枪的事。ICP的那件事情判的是缓刑。而所谓的以手枪柄袭击他人事件,我认了非法携带藏匿武器罪。法官没有抓住我袭击课程他人一事不放,但是我必须去参加愤怒控制咨询。用膝盖也想得出来,我那没什么名气的愤怒控制巡演的名字就是由此而来的。那些课程的本意是让我回归正轨,远离监狱。整件事并没有听上去那么紧张。露面,同某人说话,回家。未见得一点用也没有,但用处不大。
{译者废话:对不住诸位,木有找到与今天的内容相关的视频。翻小译:译者真废柴呀么真废柴。}
{译者(无视翻小译)继续废话:推荐一首不太得听到的Em的歌。这段视频现在很少看到了。}

{译者接着废话:今天内容有点少,放点福利。下面这张照片是在2009年的VMA颁奖礼上,这张照片火过好一阵。}

{译者还有废话:从视频上看就没这么明显了}


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  • stream 2011-09-22 09:13
    鲜花一朵~~
  • lynljs 2011-09-22 10:18
    {译者还有废话:从视频上看就没这么明显了} 明显啥哩?为啥火哩?
  • myice 2011-09-22 11:03
    呵呵呵
  • jfluid 2011-09-22 12:00
    视频真有搞笑精神!:)
  • thrid 2011-09-22 14:13
    lynljs: {译者还有废话:从视频上看就没这么明显了} 明显啥哩?为啥火哩?
    看图片里Em被GAGA雷到的表情
  • thrid 2011-09-22 14:16
    stream: 鲜花一朵~~
  • lynljs 2011-09-22 16:27
    thrid: 看图片里Em被GAGA雷到的表情
    呃,那个是gaga啊,神
  • thrid 2011-09-22 16:31
    lynljs: 呃,那个是gaga啊,神
    当时Em在给GAGA颁发2009年VMA新人奖,详见照片底下视频:)
  • plum42 2011-09-22 17:53
    E说..what the hell..
  • thrid 2011-09-22 18:00
    plum42: E说..what the hell..
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